It's been about a week since the last post. Things have pretty much progressed as observed from the start. Subject does not have any Red Bull during the weekend and complains of being grouchy. To accomodate her moood, half a bag of marshmellows was consumed.
On Monday, consumption resumed andmood instantly elevated to the point of jitters. During seminar, I offered her a sudoku puzzle, however, at her frustration with concentration (of lack thereof) she proceeded to scribble maddly over the puzzle.
I had planned on keeping that as hard evidence of her symptoms, but when that was revealed, the puzzle was ripped from my hands, torn into many tiny peices, and then thrown away into several diffferent trashcans, a few of them being biohazard waste.
As her journey on Red Bull continues, her openness towards sororities seems to be progressing. First, she started wearing sweater vests, then argyle sweater vests, then today she came into work with a hot pink pencil embalzoned with Greek letters on it. Her debutante style demeanor has progressed further and it may only be a matter of time until she comes in wearing a dress with gloves and a sunhat.
Is this a typical effect of Red Bull. I wish to put another subject on the juice, perhaps her buddy, and see if he also goes down the slippery slope to sorostitute-dom. How can I acheive this without the buddy knowing... perhaps put it in his soda....
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